It's 3:00 A.M.
Can't sleep.
I didn't finish reading those five paragraph essays.
The kids worked so hard.
Most of them.
Some are already asking how they did.
Gotta give em good feedback.
They deserve that.
50 papers to go.
It's 3:30 A.M.
Man!
Did I ever teach topic sentences?
Have they ever heard of punctuation?
Run-on sentences galore!
Fragments!
Pronouns?
Why do they keep speaking to me?!
C-
Dang!
Only two papers done.
48 papers to go.
Sigh.
4:00 A.M.
OH MY!
What persuasive Voice!
What great ideas!
Fluency.
Transitions.
Counterarguments.
The research!
Sources identified too!
A+
Now I'm thinking,
What would happen if I let the kids chew gum?
I know.
It would be under my table and chairs and my shoe!
That's what!
B-
Only 45 more papers to go.
-Mr. Kohl
